Maine. The vacationlands for people who can afford to spend $4000 a week to pretend we are just like the rich. The ocean belongs to the wealthy. The rest of us just rent access for a week or two. While there, we dress funny, eat greasy food, get sunburned and visit the usual tourist destinations where the locals make fun of us and take their revenge by siphoning off the last of our money. And we are happy and go home content in the afterglow from another wonderful Maine vacation. Life is good. That’s what the new hat I bought says.